PRE-ORDER: The Milo Parody Tee

This is a pre-order item and will take approximately 2 weeks to ship.

Dont think so much. Just BUY LOR!
Guaranteed to turn heads at the hawker centre, BBQ, or your next kopi session.

• 100% cotton. 200% nonsense.
  
• Relaxed fit with slight drop shoulder.
  
• Breakfast of champions. Outfit of legends.
• Pairs well with prata and debatable fashion sense.
• Warning: May attract people asking, "Eh where you buy?" 
• Designed in Singapore for people who grew up on the green tin.
  
  

Sizing Tip: Our tees run smaller than Uniqlo UT sizing.
Please do not simply buy your usual T-shirt size. For the best fit, we strongly recommend comparing the measurements below with a T-shirt you already own and like.
If you're between sizes, choose the larger size.

As this is a pre-order item made specially for you, size exchanges are not available.
Please double-check the size chart before placing your order.

If you're thinking: "Wah lau eh so expensive ah?"

Fair question. Here's where your money goes.

Premium Fabric

• 240gsm Premium Cotton
  A premium-weight fabric that feels substantial without being overly hot. Keeps its shape, wash after wash.
• 100% Xinjiang Long-Staple Cotton
  Ultra-soft, smooth and comfortable against the skin.
• Pre-Shrunk & Anti-Pilling
  Made to minimise shrinkage and reduce fuzz, so your tee stays looking fresh longer.

Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Printing
A premium printing method that costs more than many conventional transfer methods.

• Soft, No-Plastic Feel
  DTG ink is printed directly onto the fabric, giving the design a soft, breathable finish without the thick or rubbery feel of vinyl and heat-transfer prints. 
  
• Breathable & Comfortable
  Without a thick layer sitting on top of the fabric, DTG prints remain soft and breathable, making them more comfortable for Singapore's weather.
  
• Wash-Friendly Print
  DTG prints are designed to withstand regular wear and washing without the cracking and peeling commonly associated with thick heat-transfer prints. 
  
  

You're not just paying for a funny design. You're getting a premium-quality tee made to last!

Please note:

• Lifestyle images are AI-generated for illustrative purposes only hor.
  
  
• With DTG printing, the ink integrates with the fabric rather than forming a solid layer on top, so the natural fabric texture and base colour may remain visible through parts of the design, especially on darker tees. This is a normal characteristic of DTG printing and is not a printing defect. To help your print last longer, wash inside out in cold water and avoid tumble drying at high heat.
  
  

• 记得 SIZE UP! SIZE UP!! SIZE UP!!! (重要的事要讲三遍 😂)