PRE-ORDER: The Milo Parody Tee

This is a pre-order item and will take approximately 2 weeks to ship.

Dont think so much. Just BUY LOR!
Guaranteed to turn heads at the hawker centre, BBQ, or your next kopi session.

• 100% cotton. 200% nonsense.
  
• Relaxed fit with slight drop shoulder.
  
• Breakfast of champions. Outfit of legends.
• Pairs well with prata and debatable fashion sense.
• Warning: May attract people asking, "Eh where you buy?" 
• Designed in Singapore for people who grew up on the green tin.
  
  

Sizing Tip: Our Tees run one size smaller than Uniqlo UT. If you usually wear a Uniqlo L, get our XL for a similar fit. For a more oversized look, just size up can liao!

As this is a pre-order item made specially for you, size exchanges are not available.
Please double-check the size chart before placing your order.

If you're thinking: "Wah lau eh so expensive ah?"

Fair question. Here's where your money goes.

Premium Fabric

• 240gsm Premium Cotton
  A premium-weight fabric that feels substantial without being overly hot. Keeps its shape, wash after wash.
• 100% Xinjiang Long-Staple Cotton
  Ultra-soft, smooth and comfortable against the skin.
• Pre-Shrunk & Anti-Pilling
  Made to minimise shrinkage and reduce fuzz, so your tee stays looking fresh longer.

Premium Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Printing

• No thick, plasticky Feel
  The ink bonds directly with the fabric, giving you a soft, seamless finish rather than a thick, rubbery print. 
  
• Maximum Breathability
  The print doesn't block the fabric's airflow, helping you stay comfortable even in Singapore's heat.
• Crack & Peel Resistant
  Unlike cheap heat-transfer prints, it won't crack, flake or peel after a few washes.
  
  

You're not just paying for a funny design. You're getting a premium-quality tee made to last!


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